Will the Islamophobia ever end?

Satire alert: Islamic State terrorists in Iraq have described as ‘barbaric and appalling’ a new video posted on YouTube, purporting to show Muslims being subjected to a vicious Islamophobic verbal assault which brutally links the violent actions of the Islamic State with the ‘Religion of Peace’.

“It’s absolutely disgusting,” said IS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi while holding a severed head. “When a Western journalist accurately reports our use of quotes from the Qur’an, such as ‘strike at their necks’, to justify our actions, it is deeply offensive to the vast majority of peace-loving Muslims. We might be raping, murdering, pillaging and beheading, but the real problem here is the sickening Islamophobia.”

A spokesman for Western governments feared that there would be a ‘backlash’ against the population for such an atrocity depicted in the video. He said that it was only a ‘tiny minority of extremists’ that engaged in Islamophobia, as the majority of the Western population had been thoroughly brainwashed by the left/liberal media into believing that Islamic State had ‘nothing to do with Islam’ and was really a ‘religion of peace’.

Islamic State appealed for calm in Iraq. “Despite the appalling horror of this video, I appeal to my fellow mujahideen, sorry I mean, my fellow soldiers of Allah, sorry, I mean, my friends, to avoid taking out their disappointment on our Western captives by calling them nasty, hurtful names or demanding that they speak out openly and condemn the actions of their compatriots.”

He then added: “Oh wait, scratch that, we just beheaded them.”