SHOCK! If elected, Liberals will “shoot koalas”, says Labor


Evil Liberals

Evil Liberals

Labor has claimed that, if elected, the Liberals will privatise Medicare, close the ABC and shoot koalas for fun.

Opposition leader Bill Shorten said, “You cannot trust the Liberals with our cherished institutions, or with koalas. I know for a fact that they intend to shoot lots of them after the election, just for fun. You cannot trust them when they say they won’t shoot koalas, and that it’s just another ridiculous and desperate fabrication by Labor to scare voters. Well, I’ve got the perfect response to that: they would say that wouldn’t they?”

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Muslim woman throws off the niqab, but you’ll never BELIEVE what is underneath!


Clickbait alert…!

Answer is, no not sexy underwear, as some people believe.

The answer is, a hijab!

It reminded me of this:

Don't call me Shirley…

Don’t call me Shirley

War with Germany ‘exactly what Nazis want’


War was the only option...

War was the only option…

London, September 1938: The British Prime Minister has urged the UK not to go to war with Germany, because that is exactly what Adolf Hitler and the Nazis want. Speaking in London today, Neville Chamberlain said:

“It’s clear what the Nazis want. They want to manufacture a clash between civilizations. They want frightened people to think in terms of ‘us versus them.'”

He said that by not giving in to what the Nazis want, they will eventually realise the folly of their ways and end their plans for world domination. [Read more…]

Paris climate conference news: ISIS pledges to slash its emissions


The last climate sceptic in Islamic State

Abu Bakr al-Gore deals with the last climate sceptic in Islamic State

A delegation from ISIS has returned to Paris after their last visit a fortnight ago, where they callously murdered 130 people, to attend the UN’s Climate Conference.

The rogue terrorist organisation of fanatical Islamists has pledged to cut its emissions by nearly 100% by 2020, an ambitious target which many Western countries will struggle to meet. [Read more…]

We’re screwed: PC claims its latest victim, yoga


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Culturally insensitive…

Just when you think the social justice warriors cannot get any more barking mad, they do.

Insane political correctness strikes again:

Student leaders have pulled the mat out from 60 University of Ottawa students, ending a free on-campus yoga class over fears the teachings could be seen as a form of “cultural appropriation.”

Staff at the Centre for Students with Disabilities believe that “while yoga is a really great idea and accessible and great for students … there are cultural issues of implication involved in the practice,” according to an email from the centre.

The centre goes on to say, “Yoga has been under a lot of controversy lately due to how it is being practiced,” and which cultures those practices “are being taken from.”

The centre official argues since many of those cultures “have experienced oppression, cultural genocide and diasporas due to colonialism and western supremacy … we need to be mindful of this and how we express ourselves while practising yoga.” (source)

It’s no wonder that Islamic State is filling the cultural void that used to be occupied by Western sanity.

Funniest headline of the year?


Congratulations to the Victoria police who have inspired this classic ($) in The Australian today:

‘Messiah’ siege not linked to religion, says Victoria cops

Apparently, one of Australia’s recently arrived multicultural enrichment ambassadors held up a cafe with a meat cleaver (you know, as one does), and started spouting about being the ‘messiah of Islam’.

But in our ludicrous politically correct world, using the words ‘messiah’ and ‘Islam’ in a sentence immediately requires the police to inform us that he was ‘mentally ill’ (natch) and in fact:

“There is absolutely nothing to suggest any connection to any religion, race or any other…”

Duh, silly me, there I was thinking ‘messiah’ and ‘Islam’ might be words with some tenuous link to ‘religion’. But who are you going to believe? Us, or your own lying eyes?

Black is white and white is black. Up is down and down is up. Our police twist themselves into pretzels to avoid stating the bleedin’ obvious.

Turkish president claims Ottomans landed on the Moon in 1633


Erdogan's claims make this film look like a documentary…

Erdogan’s claims make this film look like a documentary…

Lolz upon Lolz! Islamic credibility, if there was any to begin with, sinks even lower:

Ottomans were the first to walk on the surface of the moon, not Neil Armstrong, said Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, yesterday, during an iftar (fast-breaking) dinner hosted by the Turkish Green Crescent.

Mr. Erdoğan claimed that Muslim explorers reached the Moon more than 300 years before the beginning of the Appolo [sic] program, vowing to build a mosque “in the crater” where they landed.

“It is alleged that the first man to walk on the moon was Neil Armstrong in 1969,” Erdoğan said. “In fact, Muslim space explorers reached our satellite 334 years before that, in 1635. Everyone knows the story of the famous aviator, Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, the “Ottoman Rocket Man”, who made the first successful manned rocket flight in 1633. What you might not know, is that he attempted to reach the moon, two years later, and could very well have succeeded!” (source)

[Read more…]

When all you have is a hammer…


Went to see Avengers – Age of Ultron last night…

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Satire: UK News – Miliband to outlaw ‘telling the truth’


Odd Miliband

Odd Miliband

Making truthful statements based on fact about certain subjects will be made illegal by Labour leader Ed Miliband, if successful in the UK general election next week.

Under the new law, to be named aggravated candour, a person who:

  1. openly and publicly rejects the smears, half-truths and outright lies of official liberal-left ideology and/or state-sanctioned political correctness, and;
  2. engages in dangerous honesty and thereby expresses certain uncomfortable ‘truths’ which conflict with such smears, half-truths and outright lies,

shall be guilty of an offence. Examples of such ‘truths’ are as follows:

  • The climate hasn’t warmed for 18 years despite increasing man-made CO2 concentrations
  • Strong border protection that deters illegal immigrants saves lives and isn’t ‘inhumane’
  • Free speech is a right that everyone should enjoy, not just those you happen to agree with
  • Borrowing recklessly without any conceivable way of paying it off is bad economics – most people learned that at primary school
  • Socialism as a governmental system has failed countless times, yet parties of the Left keep trying it over and over again
  • Importing an entire underclass of unskilled asylum seekers, who have no intention of integrating into your society, is – guess what? – a bad idea

and, most controversially of all:

  • Islam is a religion of violence, supremacism and conquest
  • Islamic hatred for, and aggression towards, non-Muslims, and in particular Jews and Christians, is primarily the result of many verses in the Qur’an calling for such acts, and follows closely the examples recounted in the biography and teachings of Muhammad.

Anyone expressing such views will be guilty of aggravated candour, and will be sentenced to twenty years in a government thought realignment camp, or alternatively, a university.

Obama sucked into Clinton email scandal


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