School bans handstands in the playground

And rightly so!

I recall sustaining a number of very painful grazes to my knees in Reception class, and may have even received a bump on the head at some point during my junior school years. 

I believe that is perfectly adequate grounds grounds for me to sue my local council back in the UK, wouldn’t you think? 

Also, I remember something called a “dressing-up box”, where we were permitted, nay encouraged, to put on clothes which were frequently of an inappropriate gender orientation. This has traumatised me in my later years, when I have noticed a certain gender-uncertainty. I’m sure I could sue for that as well. 

Don’t get me started on the play-kitchen. 

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