‘Male’ and ‘Female’ to be removed from birth certificates


BWP, and nothing can change that...

BWP, and nothing can change that…

Satire alert: The government has announced that the words ‘male’ and ‘female’ will be removed from birth certificates and replaced with non-oppressive gender-neutral terminology.

Since gender is now an entirely fluid concept which has nothing to do with one’s physical body or arrangement of chromosomes, birth certificates will now use the following acronyms:

  • BWP: born with the male sexual organ;
  • BWV: born with the female sexual organ;
  • BWB: born with both; and
  • BWN: born with neither (that should cater for all eventualities – Ed)

Whatever gender a person chooses to be later in life, and whatever surgical procedures they undergo, at least the birth certificate will accurately record an indisputable physical fact about themselves at the point of their birth.

What happens after that is anybody’s guess.

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